☕️ Why are the Petty Parrot Propagandists Obsessed with the Speaker of the House?

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Good morning, my discerning connoisseurs of the political chismisessss!☕️😂 One must ponder, with a sip of intrigue and a hint of bemusement, why these Petty Parrot Propagandists (PPP) find themselves so utterly enamored with the illustrious Speaker of the House, Martin Romualdez! Might it be a touch of jealousy, or perhaps a sprinkling of awe? Who knows, darlings! 🎭🕊🎩

I mean, the man has been working hard, is steady as a rock and he’s been very supportive of the president. The Lower House has also been busy as a beehive. But it seems the PPP have short memories when it comes to recognizing stellar productivity, don’t you notice? 🐦🤨🏛

They have suspicions that go around over the House’s decision to deprive our dear Vice President Sara Duterte of her 2024 confidential funds. Of course, the malicious PPP are connecting this decision to the 2028 presidential elections and accuse the Speaker of manuevering against Sara early in the game. Huh? Why are they too paranoid? And where did they get this incredible news from? But, of course, it’s their propaganda! 😂🤡🤯

But our dear Speaker, ever the voice of reason, brushed the rumor aside like so much dandruff on a well-tailored suit. He said these people are reading too much into the House decision. Oh, how I adore a good understatement! 😏📖🌪

Now, to thicken our plot soup, the PPP also started the Tambaloslos rumor and created this FAKE tension between the Speaker and the Vice President. 💔🍿📺

And, who can forget about the the former president and current Pampanga 2nd District Representative, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, making a cameo? 🤭

A touch of name omission here, a dash of arm-in-arm there – just your typical political waltz! And just when you think it’s all smoothed over, the topic of P650 million in confidential funds raises its beguiling head. 🙀

But fret not! For our Lower House, in a move dripping with strategy and finesse, has chosen to reallocate those confidential funds to fortify our stance in the West Philippine Sea! 👏👏👏 And I think the Vice President recognizes the pressing issues of the moment, especially in light of our recent tango with China’s more… assertive overtures. How utterly refreshing to observe our leaders placing our national interests above petty parlor disputes, wouldn’t you agree? 🌊🎭🥂

Let’s remind ourselves, dear readers, that our diligent statesmen and elected officials are tirelessly working together for the nation’s well-being. Let us not muddy the waters with conspiratorial whispers and gossip. Let’s not follow the footsteps of the Petty Parrot Propagandists who like to orchestrate baseless murmurs. May your discernment be as sharper as a stiletto heel, my loves! 💋🎭🍷