Ah, the comedic brilliance of our law enforcement! Apparently, they’ve unearthed a grave threat to society – a motorist who dared to document his encounter with traffic enforcers on Commonwealth Avenue. Forget the fact that they closed down the road for the mere rumor of VP Sara Duterte’s presence. The real crime here? Capturing it on camera!

It seems the police have a unique talent for blaming messengers instead of addressing the underlying absurdity. Evidently, the motorist’s crime was not fabricating the story – that’s the police’s prerogative – but rather, exposing it. Perhaps they missed the memo on free speech and the right to challenge those in power. Alas, in this theatrical world, satire might be the last line of defense.