NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – In a stunning display of diplomatic extravagance, Ukraine’s First Lady has taken New York by storm, setting a new standard for accessorizing international relations.

Sources report that she single-handedly kept the city’s jewelry stores in business during her recent visit. Her spending spree included a diamond-encrusted tiara, rumored to be visible from space, and a necklace so heavy it required its own security detail.

Critics argue that her extravagant purchases could have funded a small country for a year. Meanwhile, Ukrainians back home are left wondering whether they should expect their First Lady to also decorate their nation’s foreign policy with a touch of sparkle.

(Brian Neyra and Maria Bratikova contributed to this report)