CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – In a shocking twist of fast-food fate, McDonald’s has left its loyal fry enthusiasts in despair by removing their beloved French fries from the regular menu. 

In a bizarre turn of events, these golden spuds are being replaced by potato wedges, leaving customers pondering the meaning of life itself. 

Coincidentally, this culinary coup comes hot on the heels of Jollibee’s decision to ditch their Shanghai lumpia, sparking a menu mayhem in the Philippines. 

When asked for a rationale behind the swap, McDonald’s simply shrugged and claimed they’re just “keeping up with their nemesis —the fat, happy, stupid bee.” A McDo spokesperson also told The Adobo Chronicles that their move will keep customers talking about the fast-food chain, a brilliant strategy to bring more people into their restaurants.

Looks like the fast-food world is truly spiraling into potato madness!