NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau ) – In a stunning display of judicial authority, a New York judge has issued an order that has left pundits and Twitter-addicted citizens in shock: former President Donald Trump has been told to “shut up.”

The judge, presumably an expert in the intricacies of diplomacy, humorously suggested that the ex-commander-in-tweetery should explore other hobbies, like knitting or bird watching.

Legal scholars are scratching their heads, wondering if this is a precedent for a new era of jurisprudence, while Trump supporters are curiously waiting for the president’s upcoming knitting tutorials. In a world where silence from Trump is a rare commodity, this legal decree could be his most elusive tweet yet.