MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In what many are seeing as a display of legislative and mediation prowess, Senator Bato de la Rosa has proposed a groundbreaking Senate hearing to address the epic showdown between Politique PH and Sass Rogando Sasot, as well as the fiery feud between Mark Anthony Lopez and The Adobo Chronicles. 

Bato’s announcement comes  days after Sasot and Lopez had a severe social media meltdown over the anonymity of Politique which they claimed to be “lacking in substance” like the world-famous The Adobo Chronicles.

Senator Bato, a self-proclaimed social media peacekeeper, assures the nation that this hearing is “not in aid of legislation” nor an attempt at censorship — a relief to anyone expecting real governance. 

Instead, it promises to bring tranquility to Philippine social media, an area where maturity, facts, and rational discourse have been sorely lacking.

Watch out, world – Senator Bato is here to save the Internet!