In a spectacular display of virtual fireworks, the internet is witnessing the great social media meltdown of self-proclaimed influencers, Sass Rogando Sasot and Mark Anthony Lopez. The duo, known for their knack for controversy, lost their collective marbles over the enigmatic political satire site, Politique PH.

In a stunning twist of irony, they threw around template barbs like “TH” (Trying Hard) and “KSP” (Kulang sa Pansin) at an account that dared to remain anonymous. The world gasped as these luminaries drew parallels between Politique and Adobo Chronicles, branding both as “lacking in substance” – a statement as substantial as a cotton candy political manifesto.

Are Sasot and Lopez cowering in fear of being relegated to their self-created world of “TH” (Typical Hypocrite)?  Or are they merely rehearsing their not-too-distant future new roles as investigator Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (Sasot) and the self-conflicted Bostonian in The Cardinal (Lopez)?

It seems that in the circus of online absurdity, even the clowns have taken to pathetic cheap comedy (a la Vice Ganda) and commentary, leaving us all questioning the true worth of these so-called influencers.