(Editor’s note: Ladies and gentlemen, gather your monocles and couture pitchforks because Politique PH is here to dazzle and bewilder the high society elite every Tuesday! In a world where opulence meets absurdity, brace yourselves for a satirical rollercoaster through the baffling world of highfalutin absurdity.

In this debut column, PPH responds to crybaby blogger Mark Lopez who has accused it and The Adobo Chronicles as lacking in substance and being THs and KSPs.)

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While whispers on the TPL3 blog suggests you’ve been playing detective to unveil my persona, yet here you are, flaunting your supposed nonchalance. Who is the REAL trying hard now? 🤭🌺🌟

As for clout, darling, it follows me like a shadow in a sunny stroll. I write, my readers engage. 🤭🚶‍♀️☁️

And since you brought up engagement, it’s such a telling tale, isn’t it? With your following that rivals small cities (200k+), i expected a bustling metropolis in your comments section. Yet, alas, it appears more akin to a quiet, forgotten hamlet. Is your comments section the digital ghost town of the 21st century? 🏚️👻 🤭