MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The noise about Vice President Sara Duterte’s security detail versus that of former VP Leni Robredo is much ado about nothing.

We asked our in-house AI (Artificial Intelligence) to comment about critics making that comparison. This is what AI said:

“Comparing the security details of VP Sara Duterte and Leni Robredo is like contrasting apples and oranges. Each individual’s security needs are unique, influenced by their roles, circumstances, and threat assessments. Any such comparison would oversimplify a complex matter and fail to provide meaningful insights.”

Moral of the story: sometimes artificial intelligence makes more sense than human intelligence!