CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Headquarters) – There will be no new iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch this year. Instead, Apple will be launching the new Jetpack this fall!

This new “toy” takes inspiration from the animated video game featuring giant mechanical dragons, and birds that shoot money — from the makers of the global hit game, Fruit Ninja.

Apple CEO Tim Cook gave a sneak preview at the company’s Cupertino headquarters this morning.

This latest invention from Apple is by far, the most brilliant solution to motorized travel. No street lights, no expressways or POV lanes required. Just $119K!

(Brian Neyra, Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent, contributed to this report.)