SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – It didn’t take long for Twitter owner Elon Musk to fill his new open position of Vice President for Witchcraft and Propaganda.

After reviewing the thousands of resumés from all over the world, and with expert screening assistance from AI (Artificial Intelligence), Musk has announced his choice for the critical and influential position — Nobel Laureate Maria Ressa.

Musk told The Adobo Chronicles that his final decision on his selection was inspired by a message to him by an ordinary netizen who was all praises for Ressa’s qualifications: