(Orman O. Manansala contributed to this report)

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – At The Adobo Chronicles, we not only bring you the most up-to-date, unbelievable news — we also reimagine the news for you.

The controversy over the departure of Tito, Vic and Joey from GMA7 and the noontime show, “Eat Bulaga” could have been tempered a bit, had TAPE (Television and Production Exdponents, Inc.) issued a different press statement.

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