PH Navy Blames ‘Enemy’ For Failure Of Its Surface-To-Air Missile System!

ZAMBALES, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Olongapo Bureau) – The Philippine Navy is reeling with embarrassment after its much-hyped surface to missile system failed in front of its own Commander-in-Chief, President Bongbong Marcos.

The Navy was supposed to showcase the firepower of the Mistral 3 surface-to-air missile in the presence of the President and other top military and civilian officers.

But alas, technical issues marred the demonstration as the mock target, a drone, failed to launch.

In a statement, the Navy said that its new technology works fine, and blamed the ‘enemy’ for not showing up.

A Rare, Elon Musk Apology

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Tesla CEO and Twitter Chief Technology Officer is not one to apologize for anything, not even for embarrassing his own CEO on national TV.

But there is always a first time.

Yesterday, Musk apologized to Magneto for a tweet he posted regarding George Soros.

Magneto is a powerful mutant, one of a fictional subspecies of humanity born with superhuman abilities, who has the ability to generate and control .

Musk likes to control but this time he was controlled by a mutant.

Chief geopolitics correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report.