NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Now that he has won the presidential elections  via the electoral college, but not the popular vote, president-elect Donald Trump wants to come clean by saying he was only kidding about all his campaign promises.

In a statement issued today, Trump said he is not going to build a great wall,  he will legalize many undocumented immigrants and be welcoming of Muslims, he will keep Obamacare and that the United States will remain an active member in NATO and other alliances.

“I am a shrewd businessman, and I must do all I can to succeed, even if that means I have to make false promises,” Trump said.

Well, it obviously worked.

“Oh, and about making ‘America Great Again,’ America is already great,” he added.