MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The efforts by Liberal Party presidential standard bearer Mar Roxas to convince Leni Robredo to run as his vice president have all but failed.

The widow of former Local Government Secretary Jesse Robredo was seriously considering Roxas’ offer, but the embarrassing event at a Liberal Party gathering in Laguna province this week prompted Leni to decline the offer.

The Laguna event featured scantilly clad women twerking, bending and simulating  sex acts. It has seriously tarnished the Party’s and the Aquino administration’s anti-corruption mantra of “matuwid na daan” (straight path). Political opponents are now calling the mantra ” tuwad na daan” (bended path).

After being informed of Robredo’s final decision not to run as VP, Roxas today announced his VP running mate, the extremely popular Heneral Luna.