MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles®) – Like the stale accusation from Donald Trump and others that U.S. President Barack Obama is not a natural-born citizen despite evidence to the contrary, questions continue to persist aimed at the disqualification of Senator Grace Poe from becoming president of the Philippines.

Poe, who continues to top the polls ahead of her two declared rivals — Vice President Jejomar Binay and Aquino administration bet Mar Roxas — is an adopted daughter of the late actor and presidential candidate Fernando Poe, Jr. and actress Susan Roces.  She was found abandoned in a church in Central Philippines.

Many have questioned whether the popular senator is a natural-born Filipino, which is a requirement to run for president.

To put all speculation to rest, Poe had agreed to undergo DNA testing, along with relatives thought to be her biological parents.

Today, the DNA tests came back.  They were negative. There was no match.

Further testing uncovered the ultimate truth:  Poe is from Mars.

Perhaps her biological father is Matt Damon, currently starring in a new Hollywood movie, “The Martian?”