NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Thinking of going on a weight loss program?

Well, you can enroll in the Jenny Craig program for $39 a month plus the cost of food and shipping, but with no assurance that you will actually lose weight.

Or, you can spend $19.99, just one time, and get this innovative weight loss equipment that will surely get you to your weight goal and keep it there for good!

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