MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Amid all the intrigue and speculation about Bongbong Marcos using coke as evidenced in a supposed video that attention-deficient L.A.-based vlogger Maharlika Boldjakera has been gossiping about, The Adobo Chronicles investigative team can now confirm that indeed, the president does consume the controversial substance, and we have the photo to support our finding:

We hope this puts to rest all the social media brouhaha.

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report.)