Senator Chiz Escudero’s preference for annulment over divorce is a masterstroke in legal gymnastics.

Let’s simplify: imagine Escudero secretly married to another woman before Heart Evangelista, or if he couldn’t, ahem, perform his marital duties. These scenarios make annulment a fitting escape route.

But what if Evangelista, hypothetically, was the reincarnation of Attila the Hun, tormenting him daily? Sorry, Chiz, no annulment for you. The sanctity of marriage must endure, even if it’s the legal equivalent of a horror film.

So, when it comes to real marital misery without the convenient loopholes of annulment, the absence of divorce laws ensures that the suffering is both sanctioned and eternal.

Bravo, Senator! You’ve brilliantly ensured that our legal system supports marital endurance—pain and all.

Any more questions on how to stay stuck in a nightmare?