BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – In a shocking turn of events at this year’s Panagbenga float parade, the most anticipated spectacle isn’t a dazzling display of celebrity glamour, but a humble yellow duckling!

Forget the Kapuso and Kapamilya stars, because this feathered friend is sure to steal the spotlight and hearts of onlookers.

Rumors swirled that the Department of Education had secretly been incubating this quacky sensation as their official entry. With no need for a jury to deliberate, the verdict is unanimous: we have a winner!

Some are questioning if this is a quack-up or stroke of genius. Is it a bold statement on the state of education, or just fowl play?

Regardless, as the yellow duckling waddles down the parade route, we can all agree that it symbolizes a triumph of simplicity over grandiosity, reminding us all that sometimes, it’s the little things that truly make a big splash.