by Maria Bratikova

Mr. Panelo and Mr. Roque, both allied to the secession-happy and ICC-wary former  President Duterte, deployed contradicting statements in relationship to the latter and his phone calls. 

Both Uncle Sal and Dirty Harry are brilliant and flamboyant lawyers. The former President is himself a lawyer.

Mistakes are common and confusion can ensue. After all, to err is human.  It  is almost a norm these days of digitisation and hi-tech. All three of them may claim their cerebrums (cerebra) were hacked. 

What‘s also news, from the other side of the flat earth,  is that ’Murican president Biden recently received calls  from French President  Kohl and German Kaiser Miterrand  who told him they are dead.  😁😁😁(They are really dead!)

Biden was so sad to hear the story that he promptly extended his condolences to the reporting dead leaders and their families. His wife Jillian joined in expressing her sympathies.

Comedy had gone overboard.

I‘m not laughing any more.