In a surprising twist for 2024, the Philippines has declared that Christmas season will officially commence on September 2, not September 1. The nation’s decision-makers, apparently taking inspiration from a leap year anomaly, have declared that the extra day warrants an extra dose of holiday spirit.

The iconic Jose Mari Chan, known for his annual hibernation and subsequent Yuletide takeover, is set to emerge on September 2. Forget September 1; it’s so last year – literally. The government, displaying a newfound commitment to Roman calendar precision, insists that the 366 days of 2024 demand a realignment of festivities.

As malls deck their halls and radio stations brace for an avalanche of Chan classics, citizens are left wondering if the leap-year logic will extend to other holidays. Perhaps Valentine’s Day will be postponed due to a cosmic hiccup, or Easter eggs will be hidden a day late. In the meantime, prepare for a holly, jolly September 2nd – the new kickoff for Filipino Christmas cheer.