by Brian Neyra

Move over, paltry peso-pinching Philippine weddings! Turkey’s lavish tradition of turning nuptial celebrations into a cash carnival is the inspiration we didn’t know we needed. 

Picture this: a Filipino fiesta where guests toss money at the newlyweds like confetti, turning the reception into a riveting race to count the jackpot. 

Forget about those quaint bills delicately pinned to the bride’s dress – we’re talking a downpour of gold and green that could fund a lifetime of marital bliss. 

Who needs a honeymoon when you’ve got a mountain of cash to scale? Step aside, financial woes; Turkey just schooled us in wedding economics 101.