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Wikileaks: Trump’s Medical Condition Revealed

IMG_6279.PNGSTOCKHOLM, Sweden (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Who would have thought that there could be anything more damaging  to Donald Trump than the explosive audio tape in which he is heard bragging about kissing and groping women?  Well, there is.

The Sweden-based Wikileaks today released a document which apparently confirms a rare medical condition with which the Republican presidential candidate was diagnosed more than 10 years ago.

The document, a certification from Trump’s personal physician, shows that he is suffering from psychosinusitis-XL. There are only about three hundred people worldwide suffering from this condition.

Psychosinusitis-XL is a mental condition which affects a person’s brain. It alters the normal function which allows a person to determine right from wrong, truth from falsehood and childhood vs. adulthood.  The illness manifests itself through the sinuses — the reason it is called psychosinusitis.

Now we know the reason for that constant sniffling we’ve seen and heard from Trump in the last two presidential debates.

CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta told The Adobo Chronicles that the sinus infection itself is benign but the mental condition is malignant.

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Even Philippine President Duterte Says Trump Should Drop Out

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A growing number of Republican leaders have disavowed Donald Trump following the surfacing of an audio tape in which he bragged about kissing and groping women.  Former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is among the latest GOP stalwarts to call for the Republican presidential candidate to drop out of the race.

Today, even the foul-mouthed, cussing and controversial Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte said Trump should quit the race.

Duterte has often been called by the media the “Donald Trump of the Philippines,” while others have referred to Trump as the “Duterte of the United States.”

In recent weeks, Duterte has gained the ire of America because of his rhetoric against President Obama.

Now it seems Americans are starting to love Duterte for calling out Trump!

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Teddy Boy Locsin : I’m Sorry But Not Really

img_6080MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Teddy Boy Locsin, the newly-appointed Philippine ambassador to the United Nations, is in hot water because of a series of Twitter comments he made that were offensive to the Jewish people. In the tweets, he also threatened individuals who criticized him.

But in a stunning turnaround, the former congressman and journalist profusely apologized for his comments, apparently upon orders of his own daughter:

But Locsin’s apologies didn’t last very long.

At 4:00 in the morning, while his daughter was fast asleep, the feisty ambassador-elect managed to sneak in one more Twitter comment. He even used blue font, perhaps for emphasis:

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Shhhh! Don’t tell his daughter…

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