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Conservative Columnist Ann Coulter Leaving America For Good

Coulter (Image: Getty)
Coulter (Image: Getty)

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) – Conservative columnist Ann Coutler took to her Twitter account this week to say goodbye to America. For good.

The American pundit and book author is known for her stinging opinions and criticism of liberals, Democrats, Obama, Clinton and almost anyone who counters her right-wing views.

The last straw for Coulter came during this week’s Democratic presidential debate held in Florida where moderators and the audience asked candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders questions in Spanish.

In her tweet, Coulter categorically stated, “Adios, America!”

Now, if you understand Spanish, you know he meant goodbye.  She’s leaving.

The  Adobo Chronicles  could not independently confirm as to which country she is moving to. We can only wish her the best of luck. Buh-bye!




U.S. Census Bureau Responds To Adobo Chronicles’ Story Reclassifying Filipinos As Pacific Islanders

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – In a previous exclusive storyThe Adobo Chronicles reported that the U.S. Census Bureau was reclassifying Filipinos from ‘Asian’ to ‘Pacific Islander.’

Our story prompted the Census Bureau to responddenying that there was such a plan.

The Adobo Chronicles denies that we were serious about our story, but we thank the Census Bureau for this clarification and for being one of our followers.



Globalization: CNN, World Series To Move Their Headquarters Abroad

imageATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles) – If the world’s a stage, then the spotlight shouldn’t all be focused on America.  Media giant CNN and Baseball’s World Series are both relocating their headquarters abroad.

In a stunning announcement today, CNN says it is laying off all of its personnel in the International Desk based in Atlanta, all in the spirit of globalization.  The 24-hour news cable pioneer has finally realized that news happens in other parts of the world, not just in the U.S.  So it has decided to move its International Desk abroad, specifically London and Hong Kong. This way, reporters will not be gathering the news via their computers inside their cubicles.

Just minutes after the CNN announcement, America’s Major League Baseball (MLB) told The Adobo Chronicles  that it, too, has decided to abandon its headquarters in Jamestown, New York, and move its operations to Beijing, China.

For many years now, MLB has been criticized for calling its championship series, “The World Series,” when, in fact, it was more of a North American Series, involving only teams from the U.S. and Canada.

Part of MLB’s restructuring would be to open the World Series to baseball teams from all over the world so that it can be true to the name given to the championship game.

Will the Miss Universe Organization now consider moving its headquarters to the International Space Station or Mars?