THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news. Everything you read on this site is based on fact, except for the lies.
We abide by the highest standards of creative writing and intend to make this site as respectable as possible to the extent allowed by our fertile mind. We welcome comments, but please bear in mind that this is a family-oriented site. We reserve the right to edit or censor any comment that we deem inappropriate or funnier than our posts.
We also welcome reposts of our stories but request appropriate credit to The Adobo Chronicles. We cannot be responsible for reposts without credit as they may be taken in a context outside of the original intent of this website. (Yeah we know, that was quite a mouthful!)
Why the title, “The Adobo Chronicles,” you might ask? Well, adobo is the national dish of our home country. You see, adobo is usually made with pork or chicken, boiled and simmered in a mixture of vinegar, soy sauce and other spices. When writing stories for this blog, we let the news sizzle and simmer in our mind in a mixture of fact and fiction, then we spice it up with figments of our imagination.
NEW FORMAT: The Adobo Chronicles has recently adopted a new format to help readers distinguish between fact and fiction. Statements and paragraphs in our posts that are in italics represent the facts. The rest are fiction. (Note: This does not apply to our Adobo Chronicles’ Fact Check: Fact-checking the Fact Checkers.)
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too painful to see how adobochronicles needed to explain how their site is satirical, come on people… as amy perez used to say, esep esep!
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So creative! Also people who read news on internet and take it for granted should have learn to recheck 🙂 .
Your selfietis article somehow got into an Indonesia facebook profile that looks like.. but not… a clinic/doctor. Except they don’t give a linkback.
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THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news. Everything you read on this site is based on fact, except for the lies.
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Yes, I love this site for amusement and entertainment and for laughs! Bawal ang pikon dito, at yung sobrang seriousness in life.. Tawa naman tayo..
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Hey. Love you site. We’ve a sports satire site at failmuch.com
KEEP SATIRE ALIVE!
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One of millions of click bait sites…Someone posted an article on this…I just came on here just to tell them this site is nothing less than the enquirer….
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Enquirer poses its articles as “true”. This site posts articles that are satirical – it sounds true but you KNOW it’s not. Huge difference sir.
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*my
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You need to place it in plain sight that this is a Satire site, not all people can think you know?
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Did you read the “About” page? Did you read the masthead of the web site? I think it is presumptuous to say that people can not think. Some can’t, but we are tired of other people saying that Filipinos are the most gullible people in the world. We need to prove them wrong. We all need to learn to read critically and to always check our sources — satire or not.
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i’d say if u put it right on the banner, it will kill the fun. the worst thing about the joke is having to explain it 🙂 i love u guys and u always make me laugh.
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true. may mga nababasa akong ginagamit na reference tong site na toh. but the people are learning to distinguishing facts from fiction with this site.
lagyan nlang cguro ng nota bene sa last part ng About Us ng categorical/simple statement na satirical website toh para pangontra sa mga magrereference at di talaga makagets kung ano ang satire
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Almost believe your articles…hehehe
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We hope that this blog put up a disclaimer…
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Didn’t you just read our ‘About Us’ page? That’s the disclaimer right before your eyes 🙂
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i’d love to like this comment but forgot my wordpress log in details lol…
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Your site totally totally mega uber super duper sucks. I laughed reading the articles then cried reading the comments.
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Written articles here may sound too good to be true and convincing, though it may be far from truth. But through its publisher’s point of view if it catches attention it served its purposed. I think this is what it’s all about — “Entertainment”. To pull you out of life’s misery. Smile and be happy!
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Bravo! very funny, and certainly not for the too-serious-in-life! Keep it up guys!
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so, if i got right, its more like of a SATIRE in a stage play… simply for fun or just for laugh.
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this is wrong to do get peoples hopes up to crush them the us never said that they would do a no visa policy or anything like that this whole article is fake and should be tooken down its a heart breaking article for a lot of citizens
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There’s a disclaimer: “THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news.” It’s not meant to be taken seriously…
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It’s just like the Onion, except it’s terrible.
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I think you should make an article about the philippine monarchy. Ala Game of Thrones
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why would you want to post lies on the internet?
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hey dax, ever heard of the onion?
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Its just like Onion , but this one is a Filipino version 🙂
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because dumb people loves to read it like you
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sileraden — for the love of English, please use correct grammar when writing mean comments. You’ve got to pay more attention to subject verb agreement.
It’s not: “because dumb people loves to read it …”, it’s: “because dumb peoples loves to read it …”.
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>>>It’s not: “because dumb people loves to read it …”, it’s: “because dumb peoples loves to read it …”.
Troothe Tolden Staap it!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
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this made satirical day lols! 😛
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It’s “silveraden” and not “sileraden”. Don’t lecture if you can’t make it right. “people” is already plural / collective noun and you are telling me to add s? wtf! Worst advice I heard so far…
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Have you ever heard of the word “satire”? It’s sarcasm stirred deep fry with humor.
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Have you ever heard of the word “satire”? It’s sarcasm deep fried with humor.
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