QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles,  Quezon City Bureau) – She has admitted to her “frailties as a woman” before, but for the first time, incarcerated Senator Leila De Lima says she is “completely clueless.”

De Lima’s admission came in the form of a handwritten note emanating from her jail cell at the Philippine National Police Headquarters in Quezon City.

No worries, Madam De Lima.  You are not alone.  Many of your esteemed colleagues in the Senate are, too.